Paul Pogba says he's taken a medical, but it's not where you think

As Manchester United and Juventus (and Real Madrid?) fans wait in agony to find out where Paul Pogba will be plying his trade next season, the French midfielder is just living his life. While rumors stir and the “will he/won’t he” buzz flies, the Juventus star is enjoying some time in the United States, playing basketball in Miami, for instance.

But finally, FINALLY, there’s been a breakthrough in the proceedings, as Pogba revealed on his Instagram that he’s undergone a medical check in … at Universal Studios.

“breaking news: Pogba undergoes medical check in Universal Studios amusement park California” the caption reads, with “I’m on holiday” and “nonsense” hashtags. The updates are in response, of course, to the incessant rumormongering going on. Outlets in both Italy and England are desperate to break the news one way or another, and Pogba is quite rightfully fed up.

He dropped another photo of him walking around with his “contract” at the amusement park, just to keep the troll show rolling on. 

There you have it, folks: Pogba just wants to enjoy his vacation in peace. He’s over the “nonsense.” Will his joking finally get the tabloids to ease up? Probably not. But at least the 23-year-old is taking it in stride as only he can.

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