Dimitri Payet is so good at free kicks that he doesn't even practice them anymore

By foxsports
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Imagine being Dimitri Payet - you're so good at free kicks that any foul within 30 yards is a chance to score.

Moreover, when you hit a free kick, you're running away to celebrate before it even goes in because you know you're that good.

Basically, being Payet is awesome. And a great way to feel superior to all other beings. But it gets better - PAYET DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO PRACTICE FREE KICKS ANYMORE.

"I worked very hard on taking them earlier in the season up until the Bournemouth game when I scored," Payet told The Standard. "Since that game, I have not been practicing as I have been happy with the way I am hitting the ball so I am carrying on with that technique and now I just take a few before each game when I am warming up."

That is spectacularly arrogant. And it's beautiful. Almost as beautiful as this.

And this.