Christian Ramirez scored a Jamie Vardy-esque goal with his first touch of the season

The first match of every season is always a little crazy. Players have so much energy and not nearly enough form so they try outlandish things and make a hash of them.

Except Christian Ramirez.

The Minnesota United man took his first touch of the NASL season and did this with it.

That's Jamie Vardy-esque. You're not supposed to do that, and certainly not right at the start of the season. Ease into it, find your legs, at least feign that you're human before doing something so spectacular.

Ramirez's season can only go downhill from here.