WATCH: Weird Al stars in spot-on spoof of every sports press conference ever

Grizzled coach.

Star player.

Bench player (who had surprisingly good game).

Sad reporter, sports section, local paper.

Attractive female, sideline reporter, major sports network.

Young male blogger, sportshits.com.

Obnoxious reporter, some East Coast paper.

All of those characters star in this amusing spoof, via The Kicker, of the typical sports press conferences that we see on a daily basis.

We don't want to give you any spoilers, but we can say with confidence that The Kicker nailed the entire video.

And, yes, that's Weird Al Yankovic playing the grizzled coach.