Watch Blake Griffin do 'slam dunk poetry' onstage at the Laugh Factory

Not fair, Blake Griffin.

I've come to grips with the obvious facts that you are both handsome and really, really good at basketball. Really, I'm not even mad.

 

But after watching you're 'slam dunk poetry' from the Laugh Factory on your Facebook page, now I have to come to terms with you being hilarious and a natural at stand-up as well? Some guy's have all the luck.

It's tough to be too mad though because your lyrical waxing on mouth guards, bobble heads and tear-away pants made me laugh.