NFL can't stop drug testing 40-year-old QB Matt Hasselbeck

The NFL's random drug-testing policy doesn't seem too random when it comes to Matt Hasselbeck.

The Indianapolis Colts backup quarterback, who is 4-0 as a starter filling in for Andrew Luck this season, was called on to pee in a cup again on Wednesday.

We know this because Hasselbeck tweeted about it. Because he's tweeted about every other time he's been randomly drug tested. Which, it turns out, is quite a lot:

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The 40-year-old guy rocking this body has yet to fail one of those drug tests yet.

When will the NFL realize that Matt Hasselbeck is clean?