Jared Lorenzen goes full 'hefty lefty' with epic dive into pool

Do you remember Jared Lorenzen?

Nicknamed the "Hefty Lefty," the southpaw backup quarterback with ample stomach girth spent five seasons in the NFL with the New York Giants and Indianapolis Colts. He's still playing football, but now he's with the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League.

And it appears he's added a few pounds since his NFL days ... and picked up a new skill. Swan diving into unsuspecting pools. Check it out:

Now, that's impressive. However, if this was the Olympics, he'd have points taken off for causing too much of a splash. But if this was the belly flop Olympics, he would have been in gold medal contention.