Hot dog! D-backs unveil 18-inch, deep-fried, bacon-stuffed monster

The Arizona Diamondbacks have established themselves as a major league contender for extreme ballpark eats with Chase Field's unveiling of their massive D-bat Dog -- 18 inches of fried corn dog goodness.

And as if the dog's size weren't impressive enough, there's more bark to that bite, as the D-bat is also stuffed with cheese, bacon and jalapeno. 

The dog can be all yours at the Big Dawgs concession stand this season for a cool $25. Though it's not clear whether the fries (or the Lipitor doses) are included.