Former Angels pitcher goes on funny retirement rant via Twitter

This offseason journeyman pitcher Dan Haren retired after 13 years in the Bigs. A great follow on Twitter, the former Cubs, Dodgers and Angels pitcher cited boredom while on an exercise bike a few days ago as a reason to tweet out some of his career's high and lows:

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Only five to seven batters on purpose, that's not too bad, right?

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Former Cubs teammate Anthony Rizzo even took the time to respond to Haren's tweets, to which Haren had the ultimate comeback: