Big Papi says he'd want to be porn star if he wasn't MLB player

David Ortiz has made a good living swinging a bat.

But what would the Red Sox slugger have done if he didn't make it to the major leagues?

In a questionnaire he filled out for the Players' Tribune, Ortiz said his dream job if he wasn't an athlete would be porn star.

Sadly, Ortiz didn't expand on the answer to tell us what his porn name would've been, although "Big Papi" would certainly work.

He did, though, reveal that his guilty-pleasure song at the moment is "I Like Big Butt." We assume Ortiz meant "Baby Got Back," so at least we know what kind of co-stars he would've preferred to work with had he gone into the adult film business.