7 things not allowed into 2014

By foxsports
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Okay guys, it's that time again. The time where we all put our heads together and decide what we will and won't allow into the New Year. This is America, and we need to take a stand. So I've gotten us started with a running list below. Last year, I had a whopping 11 things that I forbade in 2013. (2012 was a really annoying year for me. I discovered Chubbies, Jessica Simpson was pregnant for forever, Florida didn't go away... just, everything. Ugh.) For some reason I must've been less annoyed this year, because I only have seven concrete bannings for the year 2014. Please let me know if I've left any out.  

1. Selfies.

2. Luke Bryan’s skinny jeans.

3. Being “Gluten Free”

4. Public sonogram pictures.

5. Justin Bieber’s tattoos.

6. Miley Cyrus’ tongue and genital region.

7. The entire state of Florida (again).

True story: I literally cannot count how many times I’ve been halfway listening to the news and missed the first part of it, but then some detail of the story catches my ear because it’s so inexplicably bizarre and I say out loud to whoever is around me, “Bet ya that’s in Florida” … AND THEN IT IS.

If you think I’m being too harsh on the sunshine state, then please take a moment to read this article for yourself. Now. PLEASE. With haste! I do not want to be the only one who knows all of this: