5 horrible but hysterical 'Celebrity Deathmatch' episodes with sports stars

Thanks to popular demand from bloodthirsty viewers who enjoy watching claymation versions of public figures bludgeon one another into the afterlife, MTV2 announced on Tuesday that it will revive "Celebrity Deathmatch."

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the weapons-friendly, ego-crushing satirical animated series will be "reimagined for a social media world and hourly Twitter wars."

MICHAEL JORDAN vs. DENNIS RODMAN

Spoiler: Jordan prevails. Obviously.  

DEREK JETER vs. JOHN ROCKER

DALE EARNHARDT vs. JEFF GORDON

KOBE BRYANT vs. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

EVANDER HOLYFIELD vs. MIKE TYSON

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