16 reasons you should be watching the Champions League

I know, I feel it too. It's the warm fuzzy you get when football's back. There's nothing better than curling up on the coach with a loved one, wasting your Tuesday afternoon away with some of the best footballers in the world. Wait, what? That's right, it's Champions League season again, suckas. Here's why you should tune in:

You like sports that are really American.