NFL Christmas Gifts for Each Starting Quarterback

Each NFL quarterback made the “nice list” now that Johnny Manziel is out of the league.

What gift could each NFL starting quarterback receive and be thankful for? We took a swipe at it and came up with a gift for everyone.

Carson Palmer – The Fountain of Youth

Matt Ryan – a healthy Julio Jones

Joe Flacco – a Steelers Loss

Tyrod Taylor – a Confident New Head Coach

Cam Newton – a penalty flag

Jay Cutler – a new team

Andy Dalton – a playoff win

Cody Kessler – an endorsement from the ownership

Dak Prescott – a new trophy case

Trevor Sieman – contract extension

Matthew Stafford – Biomechanical finger

Aaron Rodgers – fresh legs and some linebackers

Andrew Luck – A team

Blake Bortles – Quarterback Guru

Alex Smith – Arm Strength

Jared Goff – Jon Gruden

Ryan Tannehill – A New Knee

Sam Bradford – Consistency

Drew Brees – A Defense

Eli Manning – A Light to Get Out From Under His Brother’s Shadow

Bryce Petty – more health insurance

Derek Carr – An MVP Award tied onto a new leg

Carson Wentz – Wide Receivers

Ben Roethlisberger – Playoff magic

Philip Rivers – a Healthy Team

Colin Kaepernick – A hair cut with a one way ticket out of San Francisco

Russell Wilson – baby diapers

Jameis Winston – Credit for a quality season that no one is recognizing

Marcus Mariota – Better wide receivers and a cast for his right leg

Kirk Cousins – a Long-term Contract