Marshawn Lynch helping fellow Seahawks with 401K plans

Marshawn Lynch majored in social welfare at the prestigious University of California, Berkeley. He attended graduate school after leaving the school's football team following a tremendous three-year career.

No, seriously:

So, it does seem that Lynch is actually acting as the unofficial head of Seattle's retirement program. Can't you just envision him in a big office at the team's headquarters, behind a huge desk with endless bowls of Skittles at his disposal?

Heck, maybe Lynch has found his post-football calling. After all, there is a certain financial firm out there that could use someone with his expertise (and last name).

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