Who's the NBA's top wing defender?
VOX POPULI
Since so many people consider Tayshaun Prince, Ron Artest, and
Shane Battier to be three of the best wing defenders in the game
today, would you discuss what they each do that makes them so
effective? And, of course, which of them is best? – Matt,
Menlo Park, CA
Prince’s effectiveness on defense is a function of his
length and his quick feet. The long-limbed 6-9, 215-pound Prince
can play a half-step farther off his man than other defenders do,
thereby giving him time and space to react to, and interfere with,
dribble-drives, while still being able to reach out and challenge
set-shots or pull-up jumpers. Because of his leansome physique,
however, Prince is susceptible to being overpowered in the paint.
Artest’s lateral quickness has diminished as of late to
the point where quick-footed opponents can frequently take him off
the dribble. Notice how often he’s reduced to trying to tip
the ball from behind after his man has gotten past him. But, at
6-7, 255, Artest still has quick hands and is a powerhouse defender
-- relentless, eager to accept any challenge and difficult to seal
in the low post.
Battier’s defensive agenda is just about halfway
between Prince and Artest -- strong enough to battle most opponents
down low (where he likes to front or three-quarter his man), and
quick enough to stay in front of all but the league’s
speediest players.
Three or four years ago, Artest was head-and-shoulders above
both Prince and Battier. But these days, devising an absolute
ranking of these three is an exercise in futility since Prince and
Artest are essentially specialists, while Battier doesn’t
play quick wings as well as the former, and doesn’t play
strongmen as well as the latter.
However, I’ve never mastered the art of avoiding
futility so -- if all unequal things are equalized -- I’d
rank Battier at the top because of his versatility, Artest next
because of his physicality, and Prince third.
STRAIGHT SHOOTING
Here’s my list of suitable Christmas presents for those
players who have been naughty and those who have been nice.
Gilbert Arenas -- A pair of oversized clown shoes that, no
matter how hard he tries, won’t fit into his mouth.
Chris Andersen -- A show of his own on the Cartoon Channel.
Nate Robinson -- A clue.
Stephen Jackson -- Less talk and more walk.
Mike Bibby -- A road map that can lead him to the free-throw
line.
Chauncey Billups -- Teammates who are as mature as he is.
Kwame Brown -- A hand transplant.
Kobe Bryant -- For the man who has everything the only
suitable gift is … nothing.
Vince Carter -- A game-winning shot deep in the playoffs.
Baron Davis -- The overheating and breakdown of his cruise
control device.
Pau Gasol -- More touches.
Jerome James -- A stretch in the joint for stealing so much
money.
Dwight Howard -- A jump shot.
Allen Iverson -- A long post-NBA career overseas.
Nenad Krstic -- A post-up game, plus a successful search for
the missing vowel.
Tracy McGrady -- A coach who can love him.
Darko Milicic -- A one-way ticket to the darko side of the
moon.
Mikki Moore -- A jail term for impersonating a starting NBA
center.
James Posey -- A reason to play hard.
Manu Ginobili -- A summer vacation.
Dwyane Wade -- Teammates he can respect.
Greg Oden and Yao Ming -- Full recoveries.
Shelden Williams -- A victory in a one-on-one game vs. his
wife.
And may Basketball Jones bless us every one.
TRAVELS WITH CHARLEY
I am neither a young man nor a
Christian, yet a visit to the Kingston (NY) YMCA is always a
revelation.
No matter what the weather, if the sun is shining, Pete Wolf
will be perched on a folding chair in the parking lot, slowly
puffing on a cigarette, carefully turning the pages of The Daily
News. “I work nights as a bartender,” Wolf explains.
“I need all the sunshine I can get.”
Indoors, all YMCA’s smell alike -- freshly swabbed
floors, clean glass and rusting trophies, with just a slight
fragrance of chlorine.
The locker room is scattered with racquetball players and
joggers. A brace of weightlifters tighten the wide leather belts
they use to keep their kidneys from exploding.
“It’s been a year since I hurt my knee doing
squats,” says one of them. “It still hurts and
I’m still doing squats.”
Most of us climb quietly into our workout outfits, but a
buoyant pitch of conversation comes from a group of senior citizens
dressing in the prestigious lockers nearest the showers.
“Tom Logan got married yesterday. You know. George
Logan’s youngest …?”
“I lied about my age, see? I wanted to see the world
..”
“No kiddin’! Who the hell did that ugly mug
marry? A blind woman?”
“Kerist. I got outta the Army on a Thursday and I was
back at my old job on Monday.”
“So how’s your prostate?”
Most of them swim, some walk the track, a few rattle the
weights. With his mouth clamped around a dead cigar and his hand
clutching a racing form, Pistol Pete is forever hustling up a game
of handball. Ken Stratton sprouts the last crewcut in America as he
brings good news and a laugh to each of his compatriots. “If
we were home,” he says, “our wives would find something
for us to do around the house. We’re the atha-letes.”
Upstairs, the regulars are working their way through the
Nautilus machines. There’s Eddie, the 85-year-old unofficial
mayor of the Y, who sometimes falls asleep on the leg press -- but
who denies this charge, and even sports a t-shirt that says,
I’M NOT ASLEEP, I’M JUST RESTING MY EYES.
And Pete, who’d rather talk about politics than work
out. Also, a pair of young women who rush through their workout,
chattering all the while. A bearded young man does slow yoga
exercises between machines. Megan and Kendra work at the
administrative offices at the high school and exercise during their
lunch breaks. Megan is happiest at the end of the week when she
merrily greets everybody with “Happy Friday!”
Of all the torturous machines, the triceps is the most
difficult. … 6 … 7 … 8 … Grunting as I
thrust my forearms against the pressure. Each push demands my full
attention -- this is no time to worry about unpaid bills or the
leaky roof. Just the grunt-rush of the effort itself. To live in
the body instead of the mind. To submit to a silent wisdom more
ancient than the 10,000 voices bleating inside my head … 11
… UNH! … 12!
Afterwards, it’s still too early for the hoopers to
commence their regular runs, so I’ll duck into the gym to
shoot some solitary baskets. Hearing only the patter of joggers on
the overhead track. The bounce of rubber on wood. The swishes or
clangs as my shots reach the basket.
By now, the atha-letes have finished their swims, walks or
jogs and have adjoined to the steam room. “They’re nice
guys,” Murray says. “They send you cards when
you’re sick.”
Then I pull open the door and step into a hot searing fog.
“I’ll feel guilty if I have a beer with lunch,”
says Stratton. “But what the hell. I’m only young
once.”
The atha-letes always turn the steam on full throttle and
I’m always the first to escape. When I tip the scales at 235,
I feel pumped and energized. My grey beard and aching hip are just
illusions. I’m stronger than ever and I’ll be playing
hoops until I’m an atha-lete myself. Secretly I flex my
triceps in the shower.
Then I laugh out loud because I know I’ll be useless
for the rest of the day without a nap after lunch.