Michael Beasley's 3-point celebration is not at all family-friendly

This cannot be emphasized enough: Michael Beasley had made just five 3-pointers all season heading into Wednesday night's Miami Heat loss to the Chicago Bulls. He went 3-for-4 on the night from deep to bump his percentage on the long-ball from 18.5 percent to just under 26 percent on the season with his performance. All in all, it wasn't too shabby.

But then he had to go and do this on the second make of the night. If you have children, you might want to have a talk with them about the birds and the bees before they see this Vine, because Beasley didn't seem to pay much mind to the children in the audience.

Young child: "Mommy, where do 3-pointers come from?"

(A crash, then a large human enters the room in a puff of smoke)

Michael Beasley: "Hey, I got this one, don't sweat it."

Maybe he's not doing what it looks like he's doing. Maybe this is all just some big misunderstanding. But with that kind of celebration, we should probably be grateful Beasley didn't hit more triples this season. Who knows what he'd come up with next?

... Yeah, you're right. Probably best not to think about it, for the sake of the children.