Man with no arms hits half court shot, has all the swag

My jumper is not nearly as wet as Tre Nubb's. Nowhere close.

This is because I am not a badass like Nubb, who is going through life with the beginnings of both arms and one leg and is handling himself better than most people with the full facility of their limbs.

Case in point: Nubb uploaded video of himself playing some hoops on Monday. Specifically, he chucked up a half-courter—no arms, no hands, no looking it in—nothing but splash.

Let's bring that back:

Nubb's also an accomplished drummer:

And he's hitting the weights harder than you.

Reminder: you have no excuses for not getting to the gym, or for not being great in general. I'm speaking to myself at this point.

Dan is on Twitter, but should be getting a lift in instead.