Let Marcin Gortat try and sell you a hammer, seriously

Washington Wizards center Marcin Gortat has one of the most amazingly astute nicknames in the entire NBA: The Polish Hammer.

1) He's from Poland, 2) He's strong and can dunk. Hence this fantastic nickname also makes perfect sense.

It's also a bit silly, so Gortat and the Wizards had a little fun with it by filming this fake (oh why can't it be real?) and awesome commercial:

Need hammers? @MGortat has you covered (we think). https://t.co/4opoEpZlcn
— Washington Wizards (@WashWizards) January 21, 2016

Even though his Twitter account says "Polish Machine" instead of "Polish Hammer," Gortat is still, unequivocally, the greatest. He's hilarious, efficient and a wonderful teammate:

Ramon is hands down the best back up PG in the NBA !!! He is about to get big ?? this summer! #session #washington
— Marcin Gortat (@MGortat) January 16, 2016

The NBA is a better place with lighthearted gentle giants like Gortat in it. But, in all seriousness, he should consider opening a hammer store. Like, tomorrow.