Kevin Seraphin Sleeps in a Pit of Giant Snakes

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Kevin Seraphin just might have a death wish that will prevent him from ever playing for the Indiana Pacerssssssssssssssss.

The newest Indiana Pacers player has been engaging in behavior that would make Indiana Jones’ skin crawl.

On a recent visit to some sort of reptile sanctuary, Kevin Seraphin, a clear lunatic, laid down amid an ungodly length of snakes in some sort of attempt to play dead in a futile hope that these evolutionarily-designed sea monsters would get bored by the ease of the kill and for some reason not wrap the length of their bodies around his torso and slowly suffocate him to death then swallow him whole.

Which, per an orthopedist source who spoke to 8 Points, 9 Seconds on the condition of anonymity, is worse than spraining your ankle in terms of recovery time.

This is a bad plan, Kevin. Bad plan.

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According to Yahoo, this is 150 feet worth of snakes.

Or in metric, 22 Seraphins worth of snakes.

Thanks to the folks at Prehistoric Pets, we know that Seraphin chose to “live the dream” by laying down in roughly 150 feet of snakes. That is a lot of snakes. Kevin Seraphin stands 6-foot-10; that is, like, almost 22 Kevin Seraphins worth of snakes.

That, to me, seems like too much snakes. To Kevin Seraphin, though, it is just the right amount of snakes.

What is even wrong with you?

Don’t be how you are.

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