DeAndre Jordan and Chandler Parsons went on an 'epic romp'

By foxsports
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NBA players are young, successful and in the summer, have lots of free time. So, what do they do? 

They romp. Epically.

DeAndre Jordan ended up re-signing with the Clippers this summer, but not before getting into bed with the Mavericks first. And how did the Mavs recruit him? They showed him the best time they possibly could (h/t Chandler Parsons' lifestyle which none of ours could ever match).

Over at ESPN, Ramona Shelburne and Tim MacMahon put together a fantastic feature on how the process of recruiting and eventually losing Jordan went down for the Mavericks. Here's some of Parsons' recruiting process:

Well, that sounds fun. We should all be 6'11" and incredible at basketball.

(H/t ESPN.)

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