Ted's head makes his World Series pick

By foxsports
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Attention: pantywaists.

I've been told that the Ol' Splinter weighing in on the baseball playoffs has offended your delicate sensibilities. Gosh, we sure coulda used you fellas in Korea. Or the Big One.

You'da been great, impervious to everything but 88-millimeter artillery or satire of questionable taste.