Dodgers allegedly urinated in pool
If John McCain thought he was mad last week when the Los Angeles Dodgers celebrated their National League West title by swimming in the Arizona Diamondbacks’ pool, wait till he hears this.
According to Tony Jackson at Dodger Scribe, one unnamed Dodgers player broke the seal and “openly and loudly bragged” about having urinated in the pool at Chase Field during the team’s postgame swim.
The report also states that several other Dodgers may have joined the player in celebrating the team’s first-place finish by going No. 1.
“To me, that takes this to a whole different place,” Jackson writes. “It takes it from a giddy, spontaneous celebration to an ugly, disgusting display of utter classlessness.”
Now, I’m not going to sit here and say I’ve never peed in a pool — and if you do, you’re a liar — but I’d certainly never brag about doing so, especially at someone else’s house.
So if Jackson’s leak is true, then perhaps the Dodgers’ celebration was more disrespectful than originally thought — and in that case, McCain had every right to be pissed.
But just remember, it could have always been worse . . .