PGA Tour players choose Ernie Els to back them in a bar fight

No disrespect to Els or his dad strength and possible human-striking abilities, but it's a bit of an indictment on the rest of the field that a guy who's approaching 50 is the most popular pick. Worse, maybe, is that the most popular pick is actually no player at all:

Still the greatest golf enforcer any guy could ask for, may he rest in peace: