Top 20 eBay items that will prove you're the best college football fan

The best part about the fall is not the first game. It’s not rivalry week. It’s not the endless amount of football engulfing your Saturdays again. It’s rolling through The Grove with your portable Rebel beer fridge; cooking embarrassing amounts of meats in Death Valley on your custom LSU BBQ; setting up six TVs in your own version of the Big House; cruising into the Coliseum in that vintage 1970s, satin USC team jacket; and just knowing that nobody does college football season as well as you do.

So let’s find your swag for 2016. Here are the coolest things fans of every team in the Top 20 can find on eBay (go to the FOX Sports Fan Corner for more).

1. Alabama Crimson Tide mailbox

Just flip up the flag when the Tide comes in.

 

2. Florida State Seminoles foam hand

Sorry, there are no other fingers available for the Clemson game.

3. Ohio State Buckeyes mug

Now you can wash that taste right out of youth mouth after the Michigan game.

4. Michigan Wolverines puzzle

Put together the Big House in your house.

5. Clemson Tigers holiday ornament

What will Swinney Clause leave under the tree this bowl season?

6. Houston Cougars golf balls

One round, stroke play, winner goes to the Big 12. Who’s in?

7. Stanford Cardinal Andrew Luck portrait

You’ll always have good luck with this hanging in your man cave.

8. Washington Huskies helmet checkers

Who DOESN’T need a good helmet checkers set?

 

9. Wisconsin Badgers snack dispenser

How this isn’t at every tailgate in Madison is mind-boggling.

10. Louisville Cardinals stuffed animal

For the little baby Cardinal who’s just beginning a long, happy life of rooting against Kentucky.

11. Texas Longhorns Memorial Stadium masterpiece puzzle

Well, you’re gonna need something to pass the time during the offseason.

12. Michigan State Spartans throw blanket

Unless you prefer the good ol’ liquid jacket, you’ll be glad you made this purchase.

 

13. Iowa Hawkeyes portable party fridge

Wherever you go, the beers will be cold. What more can you want?

14. Oklahoma Sooners dog toy

Also a popular item for Texas fans ahead of the Red River Showdown.

 

15. Tennessee Volunteers music box

Now you can play “Rocky Top” at all times, even after another loss to Florida.

16. Georgia Bulldogs mascot garden statue

Some people put gnomes in their gardens. Real Dawgs put Uga.

17. Texas A&M Aggies Johnny Manziel Heisman shirt

You will always have Johnny Football.

18. Notre Dame Fighting Irish vintage starter jacket

Party like it’s still the Lou Holtz era.

19. Ole Miss Rebels zero gravity recliner

You’re gonna wish you had this in The Grove after the sixth adult soda.

 

20. LSU Tigers night light

Now there's really nothing to fear at Death Valley after dark.