Baby Von Miller Stars in Memorable Super Bowl Commercial

The Super Bowl game itself was a dandy. But let’s be honest, some of us were more interested in picking the best Super Bowl Commercial. Baby Von Miller didn’t let you down.

Tom Brady and the New England Patriots broke what seemed to be every Super Bowl record on Sunday’s come from behind victory in Super Bowl 51 over the Atlanta Falcons. Brady thew for 466 yards and two touchdowns en route to a Patriots rally. After trailing by 25 points New England beat all odds, winning the game in overtime.

The statistical brilliance of Brady has been well documented. But the best part of the Super Bowl for the Aggies? That might well have been Baby Von Miller.

Baby Von’s statistical resume is staggering. He can throw a rattle 30 yards from a prone position. The mini Miller has been said to be able to bend crib bars of steel with his bare hands. Miller’s accuracy with his baby-lasso is legendary. So much so in fact, that he’s been seen riding the family dog around the living room.

Not impressed? Baby Miller has is the reigning MVB (most valuable baby) of Super Baby Bowl 50. His sack and subsequent forced fumble of opposing quarterback Peanut Peyton won the game for his team, the Denver Babies.

He informed the Gig’em Gazette, through his agent (mom), that Baby Von is indeed going into retirement. During his newfound free time, Miller intends to practice walking and teach his fellow baby friends to say “Gig’em”.

He’s also reportedly going to spend time with his fellow friends, featured in his most recent commercial. That includes Mike Ditka, Richard Sherman, and Bill Belichick.

From all of your fans, we want to wish you the very best Mini Miller. You’ll always be number one in our hearts, and number one in our cribs. Thanks and Gig’em.

***Stats from ESPN and AISH, the Association of Infant Sports Heroes***