Alabama Football: The Best of Tennessee Hate Week
The best jokes, memes, and tweets from Alabama football’s 2016 Tennessee Hate Week are here!
Tennessee Hate Week is a time-honored tradition for Alabama football fans. We love sharing a laugh over a jab at the Vols’ expense, because…well…why not? From the days of a Fulmer picture with the caption “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!” to a play on Peyton Manning’s Nationwide jingles, Tennessee Hate Week brings Bama fans everywhere together as one.
This year brought out some of the best we’ve seen yet, and it’s only right that we share them with you today. We hope you enjoy reading these as much as we did searching for them!
World Wide Web Issues
Q: Why can’t the Vols get on the internet?
A: They can’t string three Ws together.
~submitted via Facebook
There’s Someone Out There For Everyone
A true depiction of all Tennessee fans #TennesseHateWeek pic.twitter.com/aMfLBTYcJT
— Bobby (Bam) (@BigBam3) October 11, 2016
Daily Dose
Mufasa’s Timeless Wisdom
.@db_1016 @DivineMrsMH #TennesseHateWeek pic.twitter.com/AUAn8o5gfZ
— JoNathan (@MotoBamaJH) October 12, 2016
Memories
Q: Have you heard the one about the good Tennessee football team?
A: Yeah, but it’s really old.
-submitted via Facebook
#PrayForTennessee
#TennesseeHateWeek pic.twitter.com/P7sJHnl0f9
— Chris_JonesCJ (@DominationSEC) October 11, 2016
Not Gonna Happen
#Tennesseehateweek pic.twitter.com/SZmIZEv1gk
— Tan Sassy Girl (@Kiss_my_tann) October 11, 2016
We Miss MySpace
The last time Tennessee beat Bama i was grounded for 6 months for having a MySpace without permission ???? #TennesseeHateWeek
— queso rae (@kayceerholmes) October 13, 2016
Geography
Q: Why doesn’t Alabama float away into the Gulf of Mexico?
A: Because Tennessee sucks.
-submitted via Twitter @spensasellas
“They low down, they dirty. They some snitches.”
Thanks, Obama.
No really. Thank you.
Just in time for #TennesseeHateWeek #ThanksObama https://t.co/DSyvuwLJCH
— Ascot Friday (@Ascot_Friday) October 14, 2016
Winning Streak
#RollTide #TennesseeHateWeek pic.twitter.com/ArIcfgVaMT
— Dania Spears (@daniaspears) October 11, 2016
Money Problems
Q: What’s the difference between a Tennessee football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
-submitted via Twitter @BamaInAtlanta
Pure Poetry
What does Tennessee stand for? (ahem)
Those
Evil,
Nefarious
Noxious-
Emitting
Sister-
Sexing
Egregious
Ex-cons.#TennesseeHateWeek— Ricky Muncie, RBR (@RickyRBR) October 14, 2016
Every Week is #TennesseeHateWeek
Every week is #TennesseeHateWeek pic.twitter.com/8BlU1VZBvU
— Michelle (@bamagirl3041) October 11, 2016
The Alabama football game against the Tennessee Volunteers kicks off tomorrow at 2:30pm central time on CBS. The game is the Verne and Gary Special, so you may want to have your radio tuned to Eli Gold for commentary instead. Don’t forget to pick up a cigar or two to celebrate the victory. Roll Tide.
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